Bananas for nana

Now, what have we now? The horrible Interweb. It will ruin our youth and drive us all to distraction. Mark my words. Ahh yee ooh, the fangle, the fraught of today. When I was a young fuddler we had ourselves a telebox. We'd all sit around it together and hold hands and bath in the bluelight, except when we were frying our bananas in the radiation. We queued up to turn the knobs. Oh what a thrill we got! Two channels. And that Dougal fellow, so handsome, such an authority on world events. How he travelled. Such hair! Pass the bananas.

What colour are your Olympics?

The four evils in modern China are: Tibet, Taiwan, Tiananmen, and Tuhoe. And teabags, the Taliban, tandem bicycles, and the Three Gorges dam. Not suprisingly the letter 't' has been blamed on foreigners, and banned. Cookie Monster is most upset. Go feam!

Land of the long white page

Here's a great technology story: Google pages in Maori - fantastic, absolutely. They use macrons, which make me hungry, but it brings up the words without em, no problem.

Now, if only someone could fix the New Zealand English Google page. Come on, we're no longer a fashionable part of Holland.

Fifty!